San Antonio's shop for the sober-curious and just plain curious!

We sell functional beverages, non-alcoholic bottle shop, booze-free botanical replacements

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We invite you to visit San Antonio’s only shop for the sober-curious, or the just plain curious! Mr Farmacist (1812 N Zarzamora St) on the beautiful West Side puts the “FUN” in functional beverages. Come see what all the hype is about! 

You might think you’d be hard-pressed to find alcohol alternatives - that still let you enjoy the party - in a city whose unofficial slogan is, “Ain’t gonna rest-a ’til after Fiesta!” Thanks to Mr Farmacist (1812 N Zarzamora St), you can choose better-for-you options that are just as fun and exciting. Our highly curated offerings of pre-packaged plant-based drinks, NA alternatives, functional beverages, and small batch bespoke herbal elixirs please some of the toughest critics - us! 

As people who were looking for healthier ways to partake, procuring plants that produced particular palpable pleasures was a precious gift. We invite you to visit our shop on the beautiful West Side to explore the world of (booze-free) possibilities, and then tell San Antonio about it!